Red Riding Hood Premiere Round-Up

Hey, I've just had a great idea. Why don't we make a big-screen version of Little Red Riding Hood and give it a 'Twilight' feel? It's lazy, it's generic and it will make a shitload of money. What's that? Have an obscenely large bonus for being a total fuckwit without a single original thought in my head who's single-handedly ruining modern cinema? Don't mind if I do!