Sally Singleton Topless In Shiny Leggings

You're an Aussie pop star with zero exposure outside your home country, but one of your songs has made the 'Killing Bono' soundtrack and you've been invited to the premiere. So how do you maximise the publicity?

And if that doesn't work there's always a good old-fashioned celebrity sex tape. I was also disappointed to find out that Killing Bono is a comedy and not a documentary. I'm still holding out hope for Repeatedly Hitting Justin Bieber In The Back Of The Head With A Sledgehammer.

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